Well, Ive been trying for a few days now to log into Ann Coulter's official website, but I have had no success so far. I dont know if the site is being overwhelmed or what, but for whatever reason I cant get it to load up on my computer.
I wanted to find her email address or possibly a forum or blog on her website so I could attempt to contact her. You see, I have something very important to tell her. I guess I might as well do it here.
Thanks Ann.
Thanks for helping to further denigrate the conservative viewpoint in America.
I wasnt sure that the Right was capable of taking any more beatings than it already has, what with Bush's dismal record as Commander-in-Chief, the senseless war in Iraq, the resurgence of violence in Afghanistan and now the whole 'Scooter' Libby verdict and possible pardon (which will seal Bush's ignominy). You really had your work cut out for you, but you managed didnt you?
If, God forbid, it happens, the new "President Clinton" should shake your hand. After all, its people like you and fiascos like the one you've created with John Edwards that could possibly propel her to the White House.
What is it with you anyway? Why is there a faction of the right wing that is so overwhelmingly obsessed with homosexuality?
See here and here for some brief discussions on Karl Rove portraying John McCain as the "fag-candidate" in 2000. Karl looks a bit, shall we say, "eunuchy". Are you sure he's producing enough testosterone? He looks to me like the Zodiac killer suspect who was fired for sexually abusing children.
Seriously, why is the issue always on your minds?
Is it because of people like the Rev. Ted Haggard? Does he whisper in your ears and talk about the "abomination" that is the gay community? Is it the shameful secrets you hide in your own closets? I love how much you hold up your church attendence as some measure of respectability. Why is that exactly? As far as I can tell, religious denomination has no relationship to your likelihood of committing vile acts.
Or is it your own political leadership? With so many juicy little pages running around, your congressmen must find it hard to concentrate. You're probably right, we should outlaw and castigate anyone who commits this sin. Is that a mortal or venal sin? Please advise.
Ah, but I digress. The real issue here is the next election. The more you run your mouth, the better you make Hillary Clinton look. Im somewhat worried that Edwards and Obama are going to split the moderate democrat vote and leave Clinton with enough far left numbers to win the primary. Its too early to tell, but these are the things we have to think about now in order to have someone reasonable in the White House.
It appears that your far right cronies are already putting McCain out to pasture. Poor guy. He's said everything he was supposed to say for the last six years and you wont even give him a chance.
So, now is the time in this speech where I have to become somewhat ungentlemanly. I know that people like you tend to judge people harshly for using foul language so maybe you wont want to read further. It's funny too how your kind can talk about bombing little brown foreign children with a smile, but if I curse a little you somehow feel like you can take the moral highground...funny huh? but anyway...
Ann, keep you god damned mouth shut you deranged effin psycho.
If you care anything at all for the conservative cause, disa-freaking-pear until after the election.
WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP.
Of course I say that as a moderate on both sides of the fence. But you have to ask yourself Ann, do you want a Clinton back in the White House? Because that's the road you are heading down.
You know, I bet Ann spilled absinthe on her server. That's why I cant access her site! It would explain a lot of other things as well..
I wanted to find her email address or possibly a forum or blog on her website so I could attempt to contact her. You see, I have something very important to tell her. I guess I might as well do it here.
Thanks Ann.
Thanks for helping to further denigrate the conservative viewpoint in America.
I wasnt sure that the Right was capable of taking any more beatings than it already has, what with Bush's dismal record as Commander-in-Chief, the senseless war in Iraq, the resurgence of violence in Afghanistan and now the whole 'Scooter' Libby verdict and possible pardon (which will seal Bush's ignominy). You really had your work cut out for you, but you managed didnt you?
If, God forbid, it happens, the new "President Clinton" should shake your hand. After all, its people like you and fiascos like the one you've created with John Edwards that could possibly propel her to the White House.
What is it with you anyway? Why is there a faction of the right wing that is so overwhelmingly obsessed with homosexuality?
See here and here for some brief discussions on Karl Rove portraying John McCain as the "fag-candidate" in 2000. Karl looks a bit, shall we say, "eunuchy". Are you sure he's producing enough testosterone? He looks to me like the Zodiac killer suspect who was fired for sexually abusing children.
Seriously, why is the issue always on your minds?
Is it because of people like the Rev. Ted Haggard? Does he whisper in your ears and talk about the "abomination" that is the gay community? Is it the shameful secrets you hide in your own closets? I love how much you hold up your church attendence as some measure of respectability. Why is that exactly? As far as I can tell, religious denomination has no relationship to your likelihood of committing vile acts.
Or is it your own political leadership? With so many juicy little pages running around, your congressmen must find it hard to concentrate. You're probably right, we should outlaw and castigate anyone who commits this sin. Is that a mortal or venal sin? Please advise.
Ah, but I digress. The real issue here is the next election. The more you run your mouth, the better you make Hillary Clinton look. Im somewhat worried that Edwards and Obama are going to split the moderate democrat vote and leave Clinton with enough far left numbers to win the primary. Its too early to tell, but these are the things we have to think about now in order to have someone reasonable in the White House.
It appears that your far right cronies are already putting McCain out to pasture. Poor guy. He's said everything he was supposed to say for the last six years and you wont even give him a chance.
So, now is the time in this speech where I have to become somewhat ungentlemanly. I know that people like you tend to judge people harshly for using foul language so maybe you wont want to read further. It's funny too how your kind can talk about bombing little brown foreign children with a smile, but if I curse a little you somehow feel like you can take the moral highground...funny huh? but anyway...
Ann, keep you god damned mouth shut you deranged effin psycho.
If you care anything at all for the conservative cause, disa-freaking-pear until after the election.
WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP.
Of course I say that as a moderate on both sides of the fence. But you have to ask yourself Ann, do you want a Clinton back in the White House? Because that's the road you are heading down.
You know, I bet Ann spilled absinthe on her server. That's why I cant access her site! It would explain a lot of other things as well..
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